Nothing works up in the highlands. Perfect place for cannibals like Shia LaBeouf… And to be honest, it would be a longer pilgrimage from America to the highlands just for the scenery.
So you may come and live in the North East of Scotland forever under my bed or in my closet. That way, you’d still have connection and still be in Scotland.
I will grow LaBeoufs in my vegetable patch, we will harvest them in the fall. And by America. I hope you mean the entire North America.
…Yes, yes. This will work. I like this idea. And you will feed me lots of tea. I also require attention to live
(Source: iron-playboy)
