Whimsy to your life? Where did the whimsy…What on earth… Oh never mind…
I’ve noticed you to take all the pointed hints and make them about something else. Stop that, it’s annoying. And yes, that’s what all the fancy tea strainers and everything else is for. Have you ever had a cup of tea in your life at all? Or is it all just coffee, Red Bull, Energy drinks and alcohol with you?
It explains a lot…
How about, instead of persisting to drop ineffective hints, you can outright say what you mean? That tends to work a lot better.

Does iced tea count? I used to drink some of that when I was younger. With lots of sugar. Lots of sugar.
Are you mocking my diet? Doctor, I’m insulted. I need all that caffeine to keep me living. And the alcohol for other things.


